Humorous Gift For Each Sign
Aries:
Red Fire Engine With a #1 On It.
Taurus:
Gift Certificate To Checkers or Burger King.
Gemini:
Book On “How To Do 101 Things At Once”.
Cancer: Cassette Tape On “How To Heal The World”.
Leo: Adult Education Course: “How To Win Romance and Influence People.”
Virgo: Gift Certificate From The “Closet Organizer.”
Libra: Basket of Beauty Products From Wal-Mart.
Scorpio: Gift Certificate To An Adult Novelty Store.
Sagittarius: World Book Atlas Map With Free Air Miles.
Capricorn: Subscription To “Success Magazine”.
Aquarius: Encyclopedia Titled “The Answers To
Everyone’s ?????”
Pisces: Garden Book Called “How To Grow Your Own Identity”